Was Jesus’s resurrection the greatest hoax of all time?

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Christians believe that Jesus Christ was crucified by the Romans, buried in a tomb and came back to life three days later. He then appeared to numerous people over 40 days before getting whisked off to Heaven. Could this really have happened? Or was Jesus’s resurrection the greatest hoax of all time?

In today’s increasingly secular world, if you grew up in a non-religious household with literally no knowledge of Christianity or Jesus, and someone came along and told you the Resurrection story, your reaction would probably be: what a load of old baloney. The fact is, billions of people still believe that Jesus Christ was God’s son on Earth, died on the cross for our sins, rose from the dead and ascended into Heaven. They consider it a real event in history, as real as the Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six wives and the First World War.

But how likely is it that the resurrection of Jesus actually happened? There are several specific theories suggesting that Jesus didn’t rise from the dead, which purport to explain what really happened…

The disciples stole Jesus’s body from the tomb 

According to the four gospels, Jesus’s tomb was discovered empty by some women, including Mary Magdalene, who were told by an angel that he had risen. The stolen body conspiracy theory is that Jesus’s disciples stole his body from the tomb in order to fake his resurrection, and convince people of his holiness and divinity.

The 'empty tomb'

The ’empty tomb’

Several arguments are made by Christians to discount this theory. Firstly they argue that the disciples would not preach about and ultimately die for something they knew to be false. A very weak argument; the present day is full of examples of deluded people dying for falsities and lies they knowingly promote, let alone history.

A more substantive argument is that Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor who crucified Jesus, dispatched guards to seal the tomb with a stone and stand guard. Therefore there would have been no opportunity for the disciples or anyone else to steal the body. The Gospel of Matthew actually addresses the stolen body theory. It says that a bunch of chief priests asked Pilate to send guards to seal the tomb because they feared the disciples would steal the body to fake a resurrection. The guards watched the tomb until Mary Magdalene arrived, at which point there was an earthquake and the stone rolled away. No Jesus.

However, scholars and historians such as L. Michael White and Richard Carrier argue that the story about guards sealing and watching the tomb was probably a fictional addition to the Gospel of Matthew. It was added to make the stolen body conspiracy theory – which was circulating at the time the gospel was written – appear implausible.

He didn’t rise from the dead – he just woke up

The swoon hypothesis holds that Jesus didn’t actually die on the cross – he just fell unconscious or ‘swooned’ and later came around when he was in the tomb, explaining his appearances after his ‘death’. One of the arguments supporting this says that Jesus ‘died’ far too quickly. The Gospel of Mark says that Jesus took just six hours to die, whereas it took an average of two to four days for a crucifixion to kill someone, and sometimes as long as nine.

Did Jesus 'swoon'?

Did Jesus ‘swoon’?

However, medical interpretation of the evidence provided by the gospels says that Jesus was definitely dead when he was removed from the cross. It’s said that his death would have been accelerated by the injuries he received beforehand, from being flogged and beaten – which didn’t happen to all victims of crucifixion. Furthermore, the Gospel of John says that a soldier pierced Jesus’s side with a spear after they removed him.

Others argue that if Jesus wasn’t dead when he was taken down from the cross, he definitely would’ve died after being placed in a cold tomb with no medical attention for several days.

But proponents of the swoon theory would counter-argue that there was no public viewing of Jesus’s corpse. He was whisked away and allegedly buried by one man – Joseph of Arimathea. What if Jesus was still alive and received medical attention in secret? Who can prove otherwise?

Also, sceptics of the swoon hypothesis talk about medical interpretation of the evidence provided by the gospels. What if the gospels themselves aren’t reliable historical records? For example, the story about the spear being thrust into Jesus’s side only features in John, not in the other three gospels. If it really happened, wouldn’t Mark, Luke and Matthew have mentioned it?

Jesus’s appearances after his death were just hallucinations

The vision hypothesis says that the disciples and Mary Magdalene imagined Jesus appearing to them, that his 40 days of post-death appearances were all hallucinations.

Alfred Edersheim refutes this theory by saying that the disciples expected Jesus to stay dead and needed convincing that he had returned to life. And Pinchas Lapide argues:

“If the defeated and depressed group of disciples overnight could change into a victorious movement of faith, based only on autosuggestion or self-deception—without a fundamental faith experience—then this would be a much greater miracle than the resurrection itself.”

It would seem a bit of a stretch to say that they all hallucinated Jesus’s appearances. But what if you combine the vision and stolen body theories? What if the disciples’ ‘visions’ were all part of the conspiracy to convince the world of his resurrection, after they stole his body from the tomb? Yes, Mary Magdalene and another Mary supposedly experienced Jesus’s first post-resurrection appearance. But what if they were in on it?

The gospels – reliable accounts of history?

All three of these alternative explanations of the Resurrection rely on re-interpreting the gospel accounts. But do the gospels actually contain any reliable evidence at all?

The first problem with the four canonical gospels – Matthew, Mark, Luke and John – is that there were a number of other gospels that were discarded as spurious. Why? What’s spurious about them? Who decided Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were the true accounts, and where’s the evidence? There is still disagreement among scholars about what’s accurate and what’s not.

The second problem is that the four canonical gospels are not contemporaneous accounts of Jesus’s life. They were all written decades after he had died, and worse, no dates and details are given by the authors, so scholars can’t agree exactly how long after. It’s all guesswork. Reza Aslan states:

“These are not eyewitness accounts of Jesus’s words and deeds recorded by people who knew him. They are testimonies of faith composed by communities of faith written many years after the events they describe.”

The third problem is that, while there are theories, scholars don’t actually know who wrote the gospels!

As a former history student – and a lawyer – I have to say that these issues really are the death knell of a reliable historical source, or of anything that makes a claim to be ‘evidence’. The gospels are anonymous, not contemporaneous, not eyewitness accounts and just based on hearsay and unverified sources. If someone tried to use one of them as evidence in a modern courtroom, it would get thrown out immediately.

It’s therefore not remotely surprising that all the gospels contradict each other. There’s the aforementioned stabbing with the spear, only mentioned in John, and John differs greatly in many respects from the other three. All four gospels tell different stories about who discovered the empty tomb, and about the appearance of the angel(s). And Mark, considered the primary source of information about Jesus, has a tacked-on ending that was written sometime in the 2nd century – the original ending had no post-resurrection appearances from Jesus. So who knows what’s fact and what’s fiction?

I’ll be honest, I’m a raging atheist. I believe the idea that God created the world is no more likely than the idea that a magical flying rhinoceros with wings made of cheese is in control of the weather.

And being frank, it’s fairly ridiculous that people base their beliefs in the fanciful story of Jesus’s resurrection on historical sources that cannot be labelled ‘historical’ or regarded as reliable evidence of anything. Richard Dawkins hit the nail on the head in The God Delusion when he made reference to controversial Dan Brown novel The Da Vinci Code:

“The only difference between The Da Vinci Code and the gospels is that the gospels are ancient fiction while The Da Vinci Code is modern fiction.”

Therefore I have to conclude that, yes, the Resurrection is a load of old baloney. Whether there was a deliberate plot to deceive billions of Christians into buying this baloney is another matter. Many people, even Christians, accept that much of the Bible consists of stories, myths and parables written by people with a limited, non-scientific and mystical understanding of the world. Maybe they were never intended to be taken literally.

Maybe, instead of a conspiracy, the only person truly responsible for the Resurrection hoax was Jesus himself. Jesus duped everyone into believing he was the Son of God, causing biblical writers to make him the central character of a bunch of fairy stories.

Gotcha!

Gotcha!

If indeed Jesus even existed at all – a bone of contention in itself.

Next week: Did the CIA assassinate Marilyn Monroe?

Sources:

Wikipedia: Resurrection of Jesus, Stolen Body Hypothesis, Swoon Hypothesis, Vision Hypothesis, Historical reliability of the gospels

Cold Case Christianity: Why Jesus died so quickly on the cross

Debating Christianity.com

Richard Dawkins: The God Delusion

 

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11 thoughts on “Was Jesus’s resurrection the greatest hoax of all time?

    • I seem to remember reading that there are a few points in the gospels where Jesus says or certainly heavily hints that he’s the son of God. But then, the gospels are all hearsay anyway.

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  1. JESUS NEVER EXISTED.

    All interesting theories, but Jesus could never have risen from the dead, because he never died, because he never even existed.

    jesusneverexisted.com

    It was just a hoax by the Greeks/Romans to control the violent mentally deranged residents of Judah (Jews).

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    • Yep, but it was to stop a rebellion to gain liberation, similiar to what the Israelis(Zionists) are doing to the Palestinians, today.

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  2. From the bible we can make out Pilates and Jews were not worried about Jesus ressurection, they only worried about disciples stealing the body of Jesus. So it was really possible to steal the body if anyone want to.

    Joseph of Arimathea a ‘secret’ disciple of Jesus taken possession of Jesus body. Since he is ‘secret’, it is obvious that he can do many things in ‘secret’. Joseph of Arimathea was disciple he must be wanting to create a story of Jesus resurrection, so he must have buried Jesus body in a ‘secret’ tomb and showed another tomb to others, this ‘secret’ only knew to Joseph of Arimathea and some of his trustable servants who involved in the burials. Burial must have done haste because it was already about sun set and late for the preparation for the Sabath for the burial people. The crowd must have left much earlier so no one else would have cared it.

    Joseph of Arimathea showed the fake tomb to Roman guards where they taken position. Mary Magdeline went to the tomb where Romans placed guards and found it empty. She reported this to disciples. Mary Magdeline and disciples may have wondered about empty tomb and the empty tomb rumors turned to resurrection story after several months or years. When the Gospels were written after 40-70 years after the incident it became unprovable. So Joseph of Arimathea is the real founder of Christianity.

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  3. Shouldn’t copies the bible & other “religious” texts be in the fiction section of libraries, with the religion section deleted, if what you’re saying is correct?

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    • Hi friend, thank you for your comments.

      The Bible doesn’t appear in the fiction section because millions of people think everything in it is real. So that doesn’t prove anything at all. People created the Bible, people decided to take its writings literally, and people have defined its place in a library.

      What I will say is that, one day, when the majority has realised that religion is nonsense, perhaps the Bible will start appearing in the fiction section.

      I know one place it won’t appear of course. The history section.

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  4. Resurrection was not the greatest hoax. The greatest hoax was his death. Someone died but that was not Jesus, a look alike. It was planned very carefully. Night time, all drunk ( last supper); who all came to capture him, didn’t even know how Jesus looked. Just think over it.

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  5. Hi. Personal opinions cannot rule out historical truths. Scholars and commentators have enough reasons on both sides to support their personal inclinations on the matter of the resurrection. Till this moment I’m yet to hear, see or experience the words, acts, or lifestyle of any person like Jesus Christ. The fact that everything He did was for others and found faultless at all points makes for a story which in my personal opinion is a true story, one filled with hope for every person however wretched the person may be. I know from my own stand point in life that without Jesus Christ my life is meaningless even if I attempt to fill it whatever comes under the category of “happiness and goodness”. Surely millions on the face of the earth share my personal experience. Blindness and avoidance doesn’t make truth null and void. Yes, my truth may be subjective to me, but it’s what I believe to be true. Its something worth holding to because this world surely doesn’t have anything better to offer than the crucified, resurrected, coming Saviour of all mankind. The very free will you’ve used freely to debunk His resurrection is also ironically given to you by Him. Given to you with love. Think about it.
    Jesus Christ is more alive than anything else that comes under the category of “life”. And yes, He conquered sin, grave and death! Blessings friend.
    Thank God for free will! Blessings

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